I’m Dum Dum Dodo, the “Goofball Superhero” with an IQ of Perfect Zero. I’m on a mission to save the world with Peace, Love and Laughter for Now and Forever After.

THE DUM DUM DODO SONG


DUM DUM DODO'S BIRDBRAIN DODOISMS

  1. Give your friends a sense of self worth and accomplishment - let them do all your work!
  2. Remember that there's a Dodo in every family.  So, if it's not one of them, then it must be you!
  3. If you're so smart, how come you can't come up with half the stupid stuff that I do?
  4. I can read your mind - I just don't know what you're thinking!
  5. My best friend gave me a bar of soap for my birthday, but I couldn't use it - the instructions were missing.  
  6. You're a Dodo if you work for bird seed and crackers.  
  7. I absolutely believe in myself - I just don't believe in anything that I think, say or do.  
  8. If it's not funny or stupid, then I didn't say it.  
  9. I get upset when people do nothing, cuz that's my full time job!  

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