wasn't doing to make people laugh. This way I could be 100% sure that it was really me not doing what I wasn't doing. Wherever my Dodo path took me, my stupidity spying little bugger was always right there.

Then each night I would analyze what I had done, what I hadn't done, and what I should have done. Did I make a complete ignoramus fool of myself? Was I goofball funny enough? Who, if anyone was saved that day, and did I embarrass myself to the best of my ability? Was I worthy of being a Birdbrain Superhero by living the Dodo Creed? Studying the videos, I realized what I should and shouldn't do. It was a great teaching tool to un-learn all that I had learned. Possibly what I had learned was taking up too much valuable empty Dodo headspace, so it had to go bye-bye.

Maybe you humans don't fully understand how a Dodo thinks. But, did you ever consider that maybe I'm totally baffled by your thought patterns also? So let's just call it even for now. Learning to be kookier and doofier than anyone else in the world is not an easy undertaking. I don't see any of you humans spying on yourselves. You only seem to spy on each other. Try spying on yourself for a change and maybe you'll learn how to be more Dodo goofylicious.

We all have to know what we're doing and what we're not doing to know what we should be doing to make the doing a better doing for everyone. That's a mission within a mission. It may sound confusing, but if you look deep into your Dodo heart you'll agree with me. And please don't tell me that there's not a drop of Dodo blood in you. Remember that every time you laugh—that's your Dodo laughing!