People love to feed pigeons. And pigeons love to hang around government building ledges and poop on people's heads down below. Government employees and pigeon droppings seemed to be a marriage made in heaven. That's what I thought anyway, but the health officials thought differently. They said that pigeon pooh droppings were unsanitary so they decided to poison the birds. Now, since I was the only Superhero around, I decided to rescue them and also save the officials from their violent tendencies. And boy, did I have the perfect solution.

I fed the pigeons tons and tons of colorful candies and chocolate bars. After a while, they were pooping a rainbow-colored mixture of sweet smelling pooh. The government employees were very happy and thanked me for rescuing them from the stinky stuff. And the health officials didn't have dead pigeons on their consciences. Why even some enterprising employees laid down artist canvases to capture the pigeons' abstract artwork. They are now being sold in the finest galleries around the world. It just goes to show you that even pigeon pooh droppings can create a new art form if we use our imaginations and birdbrain brainstorm.