My Dimwit Dodo Staining Kit contains all the knowable known stains to stain your stained clothing. Now, that's a stain of a stained statement if I ever heard one!

That's right! When you get stains on your favorite clothing that won't come out, don't throw them away. My Dodo kit is the answer. Just rub in all the stains from my kit onto your clothing and people will think that you did it on purpose.

•   Start a stain trendy revolution with your unique clothing line.
•   Make it the art form for the 21 st century.
•   Use your main brain and stain.

Gum, pizza sauce, coke, ink, paint, grease, or oil—whatever your creativity calls for—it's in my kit.

Be the Stain King or Queen in your neighbor­hood. Nobody else will be doing it, you can be sure of that. Be the first and only “Insane Stain Brain” in your family. Start that fashion trend and a promising new career now by using my Dimwit Dodo Staining Kit. Remember that it's great for dimwits of all ages. Don't procrastinate; it's never too late to teach your young ones the proper Dodo staining techniques. Teach them how to sneak up on your family and friends and stain their favorite formal wear even while they're wearing it. So have a ball, rock and roll, lose control, and stain them all!