People pay a lot of money to mail their letters all over the world. It makes sense for heavy packages but not for lightweight letters. Everyone knows that paper airplanes fly, so why not fold your letters into different shapes, and throw them out the window. The wind is free. It's nature's gift to you and me.

In school, kids make paper airplanes just for the fun of it. But now, I can show you how to use that technology to save money. My invention teaches you how to fold your paper letters into heart-shaped, flower-shaped, fruit-shaped, candy-shaped, or into any shape you can imagine. Each one tells the recipient of your letter exactly how you feel about them.

Just be sure that there is a strong wind or other­wise it's not going to get to its destination. Also, be sure to put the right address on your letters, and check it a few times cuz you don't want your personal love letters to be read by total strangers.

But most of all, pray really hard that your letters get delivered. Prayer really helps our Never-Nervous Air Mail Service maintain its 0% delivery record.