People are told to drive with both hands on one wheel. Please tell me, is that stupid, or is that just unbelievably dumb? I think it's both. My Real Deal Steering Wheel invention will allow you to multi-task. There will be one steering wheel for left-hand turns and one for right-hand turns. This will leave you with one hand free to do whatever you want. This is sure to revolutionize the entire car industry. This is the real deal, for real, and no spiel. This is just another example of my Dodo DNA working for the benefit of all humanity. Dodo DNA IQ works for you. So please support this invention and pass this idea to all drivers under the age of 99.

No more will you have to keep both hands on one steering wheel when you're turning. Now you'll actually be able to make left hand turns and right hand turns, both at the same time. That's right, you guessed it, for the first time in your life you can be in two places at once. It's like having an identical twin brother working for you and also for yourself. Or is it for yourself and also for you?

So buy the Real Deal Steering Wheel – it's a Dodo steal!