It's called a Tragic Magic Wand cuz I give you a 100% guarantee that my wand isn't gonna work. It's against the Dodo Creed to lie so believe me, there's no magic in my wand at all. Try it and you'll see. Say abracadabra, hocus pocus, stupid cala-farty-listic-kaka-dodo-party-ocus. Whatever you say, it's not gonna do a darn thing. I'm right up front with you. It's Dodo tragic.

Other manufacturers make you believe that their wand has magic in it. They break a lot of kids' hearts and make them cry. But I give you my word, cross my heart, and hope to make you laugh that my wand can't do a single trick cuz it's just a worthless piece of a Dodo stick.

So send away for my free Tragic Magic Wand just for laughs and have a fun time in the Kingdom of No Make Believe !