DumDumDodo.com: Doctor Ding-A-Ling: Psychiatrist.

Chief nutcase

Psychiatrist

at Loose Screws &
Missing Nuts
Psychiatric Ward

Due to his many bungling goofball superhero rescues Dum Dum Dodo was brought into my office for a 30-day psycho-birdbrain evaluation by two gorilla-looking policemen.

Immediately, I implemented my “ignore-the-crazies” therapy routine by pretending to read my pretend book.

As Dum Dum stood before me, he was hypnotized by my 6-foot flashing neon sign behind me which read, “I hate you! I hate everybody!” As I was triple ignoring him, he glanced over my desk filled with whips, chains, knives, and all sorts disciplinary weapons that I use to control my deranged yet adoring patients.

“Wow-wow-wee, you’ve got some nifty-neat toys, Dr. Dingy Ding Dong. Can I play with them? Can I, can I?” he beamed with childlike excitement.

Then without warning I slammed my pretend book on his beak and shrieked, “My name is Dr. Ding-a-Ling, not Dingy Ding Dong. Stop annoying me, you crazy lunatic of a Dodo irritant dressed in a superhero costume monstrosity. Can’t you see I’m reading a book on irreversible lobotomies?”
“What’s Love-botomy mean?” He asked with a mongoloid smile while rubbing his humongously grotesque Santa Claus belly.

“Shut your beak up! Can’t you see that I’m not ready to lobotomize you yet! Come back in an hour!” “I’m Dum Dum Dodo,” he interrupted, “the Goofball Superhero, here to save you from yourself by making you laugh at …” “Stop right there, you don’t have to tell me a zippity thing. I know all there is to know about you. So zip it and listen! Total dictatorial obedience at Loose Screws and Missing Nuts is what I demand. And by the way you look, dress, and talk, I can see that you’re going to be with us for a long, long time. You’re missing a lot more than just a few screws and nuts.” “I’ve heard all about your Goofball Psychology, so don’t you dare pull any of your antics here. The only therapy at this hospital is, ‘I hate you! I hate everybody!’ Don’t ever forget that. It works. It has a proven record and I enforce it vigorously. Now go with my wife Ditsy Ding-a-Ling. She’ll show you around and introduce you to your fellow loonies. Get out! Now! Get out of my sight!”