The Dum Dum Dating Service stands for:
• The beauty in normal abnormalities.
• The perfection of imperfection.
• Compatibilities of the socially maladjusted.
• It looks better when it’s broken, so why fix it.
• Ninnies with hearts of gold.
• Body odor is God’s natural deodorant.
• Soul mate for every birdbrain to date.
• Goofiness, forgiveness, and unselfishness.
• Dress for uncoordinated color coordination.
• Greed, ego, and materialism free.

So bring your oddball body shape, your birdbrain mental state, and your screwball social demeanor, and we’ll find the perfect match for you. You’re our kind of client. You make a lot of nonsensical nonsense to us. Birdbrain attracting birdbrain - doesn’t that just make your heart weep?
There’s No Such Thing as Ugly!
We are the beautiful goofball birdbrains of the world.


So don’t think you’re a loser just because you’re a:
• Fat tubby-tummy twaddle
• Skinny fiddle-faddle
• Short dwarfy-dottle
• Tall tilly-tattle
• Your complexion is a messy biffy-baffle
• Your IQ is a low drippy-drappy doodle-noodle

In non-Dodo words, you simply don’t fit into that gorgeous, rich, famous Hollywood people mode. Whatever your problem is, we want you because we’re all just like you here at the Dum Dum Dating Service.
So come as you are superstar. It’s free to join so save your coin.