1. Do you think that your friends are much smarter than you?
a) I don’t have any friends.
b) I have an IQ of 546, you Neanderthal.
c) Brains are in the eyes of the beholder.
d) Just thinking like that could get you arrested.
Correct Dodo answer: No, cuz my friends can’t come up with half the stupid stuff that I can.

2. What do people say when you come over?
a) Stay out of my refrigerator.
b) Its about time you didn’t come over.
c) You’re just in time to unclog my toilet.
d) You owe me 100 bucks.
Correct Dodo answer: They say that two’s company, three’s a crowd, and just one of me is a nuisance.

3. Do you believe in taking showers on a regular basis?
a) Only after I win the one thousand mile marathon.
b) After an eclipse.
c) No, water is too wet and slippery.
d) Yes, at least 24 times a day.
e) Is this a trick question?
Correct Dodo answer: I can’t take showers. My friend gave me a bar of soap for my birthday but I don’t know how to use it – the instructions were missing.

4. How much confidence do you have in yourself?
a) I can do everything that I don’t want to do.
b) I can defy gravity and morph into a helium balloon.
c) Taking a Dodo test is demeaning.
d) Enough confidence to kick your ass, buddy.
Correct Dodo answer: I have complete confidence in myself. I just don’t believe in anything that I think, say, or do.

Congratulations you’re a dodoized human now! Welcome to my goofball world of Peace Prosperity, Love Luminosity, & Laughter Lunacy!