GOOFBALL PSYCHOLOGY
 
Here is the First Commandment of Goofball Psychology for anyone who wants to
"THINK like a DODO ... TALK like a DODO ... WADDLE like a DODO ... and BE THE DODO."
 
     

FIRST COMMANDMENT:
LAUGH AT YOUR GOOFBALL STUPIDITY AT ALL TIMES AND THEY WILL LAUGH WITH YOU.

  • When you do Dodo things, laugh with a deep low voice that sounds outrageously absurd.

  • Always remember that laughter is contagious and has a divine healing power. So never take yourself too seriously.

  • Be the Dodo that you were born to be.

  • Don’t ever strive to be like everyone else. Laughter is the drug that you need to survive. That’s your addiction and their salvation. Ridicule is the food that they will feed you.

  • Be a gracious guest and thank them for their kindness and hospitality. Laughter and ridicule are your best friends. Never lose sight of that.

  • Live up to your heritage. You don’t want people gossiping behind your back and saying that you’re not really a Dodo.