Business Droppings:
1¢ Dodo Stores For The Poor.
Today, in an unprecedented historical announcement, the American Dodo Party (ADP) plans to open 1¢ Dodo Stores on April Fool's Day in honor of Dum Dum Dodo's birthday. The stores will be located in the poorest areas throughout the country. They guarantee to sell everything for ONE CENT AND NOT A PENNY MORE. As expected, the news sent shock waves to the franchise price gougers such as Wal-Mart, Smart ‘n Final, K-Mart, Cosco, Target, Ross, and Sears. Their hi-priced attorneys are taking it all the way to the Supreme Court stating, “It's un-Corporate and un-American to drive us out of business by helping the poorest of the poor.” When questioned by a mob of reporters, Dum Dum gleamed with joy, “Boy, am I another Donald Trump or what? Even he didn't see this one coming. I'm full of great marketing ideas just like this one. So hurry on in. Bring your pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, and even dollars. If you clean us out, we promise not to holler.”

World News Droppings:
Osama bin Laden Challenged By Dum Dum.
Osama bin Laden was challenged to a debate on The Benefits of Terrorist Cave Dwelling vs. Living Six Feet Underground with Stereo Surround Sound. Dum Dum states, “Tell me where you are, and I’ll bring the Marines to make sure that the debate is held fair and square.”