" The first doodinky you need to know about me is that I have exclusively procured the Guinness Book of world Records IQ of ... 234. Human beings,
compared to me, are considered “Neophytes
of
Much
Lesser Biodegradable Minds. "
" The story I'm about to share with you is so remarkably unbelievable that it will be surely questioned by all intellects. However, the tale is a true as I'm always swishing three different flavored lollipops around in my mouth.... "
" Due to his many bungling goofball superhero rescues, Dum Dum Dodo was brought into my office for a 30-day psycho-birdbrain evaluation. Immediately, I implemented my “ignore-
the-crazies” therapy routine by pretending
to read my
pretend book. "
