DISCLAIMER : All statements found herein are fictional and are used in a mock political campaign only. There is no truth or malice whatsoever intended to whomever may gaze upon these pages. Having been written in jest only, it is not meant to injure nor defame anyone herein mentioned. So please take no offense. Do not take a Dodo's babblings seriously or else you may be found mentally incompetent to walk the corridors of Planet Earth.