They're not getting monthly Welfare checks, food stamps, or cheap rent in the Projects. That's why they want Welfare reform. So let's put everybody on Welfare—the millionaires, billionaires, middle classes with fat or skinny asses. Then there should be no more complaining about being prejudiced against. That'll stop their whining once and for all.

The rich and middle classes work hard for their money so why shouldn't they be rewarded for it. Why can't the Government take care of them just like they do the less fortunate? Everyone needs food, shelter, and medical care. It's not fair to discriminate against any American, especially if they pay their taxes. Well, shouldn't they get some of it back? I think so, and monthly Welfare checks, food stamps, and a penthouse project apartment will do just that.

The Government is of the people and for the people. And that includes the rich and famous as well as the homeless and poor. Vote for me. Show that you care, and let's put 100% of Americans on Welfare.