I’m Dum Dum Dodo, the “Goofball Superhero” with an IQ of Perfect Zero. I’m on a mission to save the world with Peace, Love and Laughter for Now and Forever After.
THE DUM DUM DODO SONG
DUM DUM DODO'S BIRDBRAIN DODOISMS
- Give your friends a sense of self worth and accomplishment - let them do all your work!
- Remember that there's a Dodo in every family. So, if it's not one of them, then it must be you!
- If you're so smart, how come you can't come up with half the stupid stuff that I do?
- I can read your mind - I just don't know what you're thinking!
- My best friend gave me a bar of soap for my birthday, but I couldn't use it - the instructions were missing.
- You're a Dodo if you work for bird seed and crackers.
- I absolutely believe in myself - I just don't believe in anything that I think, say or do.
- If it's not funny or stupid, then I didn't say it.
- I get upset when people do nothing, cuz that's my full time job!
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